Me: Hey Dad, I know how your church views gay marriage, but what’s your view on it?
My dad: Ah, good question. I don’t see much of a problem with it. Honestly, it’ll become legal eventually. It’s only a matter of time before some one brings up the fact that denying them the right to marry goes against the 14th amendment. But really, how does making gay marriage legal affect my marriage?
(Btw, the church I referred to is the Mormon Church of which my entire family belongs to minus this lonely atheist and my sister who’s a nonreligious Christian of some sort.)
Oh, I knew I liked this guy for a reason. It isn’t because of the facts that I look just like him but with lighter skin and share a LOT of traits with him, either.
My dad>Your dad.